Quotes About Carlin

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.

Carlin does a rare thing for a self-help book: gives useful guidance by supplying readers with the tools necessary for change." --Barry Silverstein, "Foreword Reviews

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.