Quotes About Presents

Except giving you a trip to the moon and some other whacky gifts like that, ask for any Birthday gift and I shall give it to you! Happy Birthday.

On your special day, I wish you receive the lost opportunities of yesterday and the bright chances of tomorrow. May your day be filled with presents-both real and spiritual. Happy Birthday!

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ.

Leo had recently discovered how to change the display, like the Times Square JumboTron,so now the banner read: Merry Christmas! All your presents belong to Leo!

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.

Christmas used to be a good "idea" 'til somebody came up with the concept of giving wrapped up presents to each other... :-)

Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought.

She told me if I clean all the ashes out of the grate, then I'll be able to help my sisters get ready for the bal." "It's Christmas, Dashiel. Can't you give that atitude a rest?" "Merry Christmas, Dad. And thanks for the presents." "What presents?" "I'm sorry—those were all from Mom, weren't they?

But there was something so empty about the prospect of a Christmas Day without opening presents

"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.

Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents.

There you have it! - How they anticipate my wishes, how they grant friendship's little attentions, which are worth a thousand times more than breathtaking presents that merely prove the giver's vanity and humiliate us.

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

It must be admitted that the results of this method of interpreting the art of making presents were not always happy. The idea which I formed of Venice, from a drawing by Titian which is supposed to have the lagoon in the background, was certainly far less accurate than what I have since derived from ordinary photographs.

Death is the Santa Claus of the adult world. Except Santa Claus in reverse. The guy who takes all the presents away.

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.

Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.

I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas - but I did too!