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Quotes About Adaptation

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
~ Steven Wright
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
~ Steven Wright
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
~ Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
~ Steven Wright
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
~ Steven Wright
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
~ Steven Wright
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn't doing what I was doing.
~ Steven Wright
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
~ Steven Wright
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
~ Steven Wright
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
~ Steven Wright
Ho l'orologio che va avanti di tre ore ma non sono mai riuscito ad aggiustarlo. Così da Los Angeles mi sono trasferito a New York.
~ Steven Wright
Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with.
~ Stevie Wonder
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
~ Stewart Brand
If you don't like bacteria, you're on the wrong planet.
~ Stewart Brand
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
~ Stewart Brand
Buildings keep being pushed around by three irresistible forces—technology, money, and fashion.
~ Stewart Brand
The scale of forces, this time, is planetary; the scope is centuries; the stakes are what we call civilization; and it is all taking place at the headlong speed of self-accelerating human technologies and climatic turbulence. Talk of "saving the planet" is overstated, however. Earth will be fine, no matter what; so will life. It is humans who are in trouble. But since we got ourselves into this fix, we should be able to get ourselves out of it.
~ Stewart Brand
They should." "Should be like a wood bee," she said. It was a private joke, a mocking appreciation of the slipperiness of even the simplest hope, a nonce catchphrase like so many others lifted from favorite movies or TV shows that served as a rote substitute for conversation and bound them like shut-in twins, each other's best and, most often, only audience.
~ Stewart O'Nan
Being agreeable didn't make people less difficult.
~ Stewart O'Nan
De tijden en de smaak zijn veranderd en de mensen ook. Men moet, ik herhaal het, nooit trachten een geliefde kennis uit lang verleden tijden terug te zien - nooit trachten iets te herleven van 't geen voorbij is. Le passé a ses mirages, maar laat u er niet door begoochelen.
~ Stijn Streuvels
I see music as one language. If one musical form eats its own tail, it dies. So it needs to be a mongrel, it needs to be hybridised.
~ Sting
If a thousand old beliefs were ruined in our march to truth we must still march on.
~ Stopford Brooke
Dressed as man, and with all the poise of someone at least six years older, he had learned quickly from his Magravandian classmates.
~ Storm Constantine
She'd taken her environment so much for granted, unaware that things inevitably change, and so they did.
~ Storm Constantine