Quotes About Adaptation

Golf is a better game played downhill.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Yeah, that's funny, huh?...Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

That was in the past - we're in the future now.

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Tech is a funny industry I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It's a kind of funny dichotomy.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?