Quotes About Adaptation

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Movable feasts.

But a weed is simply a plant that wants to grow where people want something else. In blaming nature, people mistake the culprit. Weeds are people's idea, not nature's.

Broken tools can be replaced. You can't.

It is characteristic of mankind to make as little adjustment as possible in customary ways in the face of new conditions; the process of social change is epitomized in the fact that the first Packard car body delivered to the manufacturer had a whipstock on the dashboard.

Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?

I had a life once... now I have a computer.

Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

God changes not what is in a people, until they change what is in themselves.

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.

Neither do men put new wine into old bottles.

When life throws you lemons, make orange juice. It will leave them wondering how the hell you did that.

If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year.

Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.

Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.

Optimization hinders evolution.

Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO

The difference between a mountain goat and a swan is that swan mucks around the fountains.

Leave a log in the water as long as you like: it will never be a crocodile.