Quotes About Fang

I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!

Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

Oh, right." Gregori snorted. "What's he supposed to do, waltz into a dental office and say, 'Excuse me, I'm a vampire and I lost a fang in the neck of a sex toy.' They're not going to line up to help him.

Well, Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them He held his hands up to them. Look Ma, no mess. Does Fang have an off switch? Talon asked Vane.

Oh, gods, you're mated! I really hope it's to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I'd have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee)

Hey dickhead, you should know something. You attack my brother, you really piss me off. (Vane) Hot damn, Daimon food. Hey Vane, you want the white meat or dark? (Fang) How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull? (Vane)

Fang, I think you better stop or Talon might turn you into a wolf kabob. (Vane)

Does Fang have an off switch? Talon asked Vane.

Well, I have to say it's mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them. It's much better than slaying an Arcadian. (He held his hands up to them.) Look, Ma, no mess. (Fang) Does Fang have an off switch? (Talon) (Looking a bit apologetic, Vane shook his head no.)

You seriously lack people skills. (Fang) And I flunked anger management the moment I put the counselor through a stone wall. (Thorn)

A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let's just keep it simple and say he's a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn)

It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang) Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn)

I can't believe you would run this errand for your sister." Fang snorted. "Yeah well, remember, the term bitch was invented for our females.

Joy, oh joy. He'd rather have his entrails pulled out through his nostrils.' (Fang)

Here you're just a person…one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I'm not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang)

Here you're just a person…one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I'm not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang)

Oh, that was fang indeed, and the flicker of a long forked tongue in silent laughter.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!