Quotes About Childhood

Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

I always remember loving Even Stevens - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.

G'bye, I'm going out to play!

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James

Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !

A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.

How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.

When I was small I dreamed of demons. I thought they were under my bed, but you said, it can't be so, you don't get demons our side of the river, the guards won't let them over London Bridge.

All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.

I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.