Quotes About Connection

I tell Thee that man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find some one quickly to whom he can hand over that gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.

True intimacy is the experience of real acceptance and authentic vulnerability without feeling the need to apologize or fear rejection. The freedom to just be and know it's all good.

Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.

Relationship status: Looking for a WIFI connection.

The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.

You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd sh.. on.

That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like.....Ummmmmmm no bi....

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.