Quotes About Connection

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the punch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down.

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN.

Anyone who thinks it's funny to name their network "Tom'sHugeEtc" is going to think it's funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.

When I write something, it's usually 'cause I think it's funny or I have a way in, but when I direct something, I really need to be close to it.

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List)

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't.