Quotes About Connection

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city