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Quotes About Growth

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
~ Bill Cosby
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
~ Dorothy Parker
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
~ Steven Wright
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
~ Emo Philips
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
~ Bo Burnham
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
~ Katt Williams
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
~ Bill Bailey
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
~ Pat Monahan
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
~ Steve Martin
One does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase but daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity.
~ Bruce Lee
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
~ Jerry Coleman
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
~ Jimmy Carr
I understand small business growth. I was one.
~ George W. Bush
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.
~ Lena Dunham
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
~ Yvette Nicole Brown
I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses stopped seeming so important. I developed a sense of humor.
~ Joanne Woodward
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
~ Natasha Leggero
The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.
~ Richard Bach
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
~ Edward Gibbon
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better.
~ Twyla Tharp