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Quotes About Academia

I'm a tenured professor. But I'd get rid of tenure.
~ Francis Fukuyama
The novel is about five students of classics who are studying with a classics professor, and they take the ideas of the things that they're learning from him a bit too seriously, with terrible consequences.
~ Donna Tartt
There were about thirty-five people, all of them middle-aged, with the academic's strange mixed expression of merriment and weariness. "A cross between flirtation and a fender bender," Martin had described it once.
~ Lorrie Moore
Linguistics is arguably the most hotly contested property in the academic realm. It is soaked with the blood of poets, theologians, philosophers, philologists, psychologists, biologists, and neurologists, along with whatever blood can be got out of grammarians
~ Russ Rymer
distinguished scholars and
~ Sally Beauman
The sea squirt—a very simple marine creature—swims about during its juvenile phase looking for a place to settle, and once it settles and starts filter feeding, it digests its own brain, because it no longer has any need for perceptual or motor competence. This is often used as an unkind analogy for getting tenure in academia.
~ Sam Harris
And woe betide the person with the 'double abnormality' of a false self and 'a fine intellect' that they find they can use to escape their pain. 'The world may observe academic success of a high degree, and may find it hard to believe in the very real distress of the individual concerned, who feels 'phoney' the more he or she is successful. [as quoted by Winnicott]
~ Alison Bechdel
Mahirap ngayon ang educational system. They're out for the degree, not knowledge.
~ Ambeth Ocampo
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
~ Ambrose Bierce
ACADEMIA: Originalmente enramada en la que los filósofos buscaban un sentido en la naturaleza; ahora, escuela en la que los imbéciles buscan un significado en la filosofía.
~ Ambrose Bierce
It is easy to be a philosopher in academia, but it is very difficult to be a philosopher in life.
~ Anton Chekhov
No, I'm happy to go on living the life I've chosen. I'm a university teacher and I like my job.
~ Antonio Tabucchi
I was born in a University campus and seem to have lived all my life in one campus or another.
~ Amartya Sen
the masters, robed, gowned, their attitudes varying from indulgent ennui to virtual coma.
~ Edmund Crispin
Black professors make more than white professors. That's because we are in demand. I'll tell you, give me two blacks in institutions of higher learning, one has a Ph.D. from an elite institution and has a certain publication record. You give me a white scholar with the same credentials, and I will take that black scholar.
~ William Julius Wilson
Academia does not provide many opportunities for immediate gratification. You work for two years on a project, it takes two more years to get it published, and then you start hoping someone might read it.
~ Richard Thaler
After Brown, I went to Duke, to a Ph.D. program in American literature. My dad's an English professor. After a year there, I was like, 'Jesus. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be in the library.' So I pulled the ripcord, and that was it.
~ Nathaniel Philbrick
I don't need to be validated by academia, because that presupposes that academia is a pure endeavor and not guided by market forces, which is not the case.
~ Boots Riley
I've read enough dreary campus novels to know more than I ever wanted to about the punctured Oxbridge academic psyche, and feel as if I've been through a mid-life crisis dozens of times, purely because I've foolishly grabbed a paperback by an author I've vaguely heard of.
~ Dawn Foster
I was diagnosed dyslexic, but I should point out I don't think it majorly impacted on me. I don't feel that I overcame great odds. If anything it just pushed me in a certain direction that wasn't academia or maths or science.
~ Tom Burke
I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading.
~ Kate DiCamillo
You don't immediately adopt the values and the framework of this, the academically successful world, just because okay now you kids get to go to high school.
~ Lawrence O'Donnell
The text, 'Is God a White Racist', By Rev. Dr. William Jones, is still studied by theologians and academics and taught in institutes of higher learning. The book called into question the chief construction of black liberation theology: that God is on the side of the oppressed.
~ Anthea Butler
If you desecrate a white grave, you wind up sitting in prison. But desecrate an Indian grave, and you get a Ph.D.
~ Gerald Vizenor