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Quotes About Conflict

In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?
~ John Scalzi
How do you like your peace now, motherfucker?
~ John Scalzi
Weren't we having a mutiny?
~ John Scalzi
We don't get to choose our battles.
~ John Scalzi
It's just a reminder that war favors the rich. The ones who can leave, do. The ones who can't, suffer." Kiva was silent for a moment. Then, "Fuck you for having a conscience, Tomi.
~ John Scalzi
Don't bring a spoon to a toothbrush fight
~ John Scalzi
I'm a seething cauldron of disconnected rage on the inside, Lieutenant." "Ah, repression," Keyes said. "Excellent. Try to avoid taking a potshot at me when you finally blow, please." "I can't promise anything, sir," Alan said.
~ John Scalzi
You seem tense," Kahurangi said to them. "Of course I'm tense," Niamh snapped back. "We have a stupid plan." "You're just saying this because it's my plan." "I'm not just saying it because it's your plan, and also, yes.
~ John Scalzi
It's not the trees, you dense argumentative spoon
~ John Scalzi
Firebomb the place," Laertes said, from the room he and Brent shared, where he was playing a video game. "No one's firebombing anything," Brent yelled back to Laertes. "Yet," Laertes replied. "You can't firebomb your way out of every problem," Brent said. "You can't," Laertes called back.
~ John Scalzi
This is what happens when the Narrative takes over. Things quit making sense. The laws of physics take a coffee break. People stop thinking logically and start thinking dramatically.
~ John Scalzi
Szilard looked over at Robbins. "Is it true?" he said. "Which part, sir?" Robbins said. "That you don't like General Mattson," Szilard said. "He can take some getting used to, sir," Robbins said. "By which he means I'm an asshole
~ John Scalzi
You can't afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.
~ John Scalzi
It's war, you jackasses," Keyes snapped. "I'm sorry it's not terribly convenient or comfortable for you.
~ John Scalzi
I don't think I like you," she said. "This has been a recurring theme in my life
~ John Scalzi
The Jenna Situation, as you recalled it now, had been fraught with fraughtiness.
~ John Scalzi
Traitorous, murdering garbage, from your fucking glitterdumpster of a mother on down.
~ John Scalzi
There's no but. You're right. It's just a reminder that war favors the rich. The ones who can leave, do. The ones who can't, suffer.
~ John Scalzi
Fear enters the room and sits down in a chair and with a polite smile asks to open negotiations.
~ John Scalzi
I don't appreciate the suggestion that I'm acting irrationally," he said. "Then don't act irrationally
~ John Scalzi
Although, honestly, watching authors fistfight is like watching geese play Jeopardy. There's a lot of honking and squawking but no one ever gets to what they're supposed to be doing.
~ John Scalzi
Fighting someone who was intimately aware of your internal state of mind made it an interesting extra challenge.
~ John Scalzi
I'm going to shoot him twice now. We still need to bring him in alive, I said. I didn't say I was going to kill him, Powell replied. Just that I was going to shoot him twice.
~ John Scalzi
It's better to be a dog in peace, than a man in war.
~ John Scalzi