Quotes About Conflict

Guys die down here on a regular basis-that's the reality. They die here for a nickel. They are killed for a piece of change or because somebody looks at somebody wrong.

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before lastly, they say they always believed it.

The person who loves you more, will fight with you daily without any reason. But whenever you're sad, that person will fight with the world to end your sadness.

When a white army battles Indians and wins, it is called a great victory, but if they lose it is called a massacre.

"I do not wish to be shut up in a corral. All agency Indians I have seen are worthless. They are neither red warriors nor white farmers. They are neither wolf nor dog."

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

You know, I'm pro-troops, but I'm not pro-war.

We owe our troops more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put forward a strategy for achieving stability in Iraq, ending the conflict, and handing over sovereignty to the people of Iraq and the new Iraqi government.

He would take your mother off your father.

If the business community and political elite want to go to war they find it easy to mobilize domestic consent.

It's ironic that the people who complain about drama are the ones who fuel the fire with it; Simple solution to drama - keep your mouth shut!

Slavery is hell. Freedom is heaven. Deception is warfare. Honesty is peace.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!

There are always two sides to every story.