Quotes About Intelligence

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

To cheat a man is nothing; but the woman must have fine parts, indeed, who cheats a woman.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Humans have not fully evolved from idiots yet.

The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.

Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!

Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.

A word to the wise isn't necessary,it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others.

There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than everybody else. The second way is to be stupider than everybody else -- but persistent.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.