Quotes About Intelligence

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.

I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.

Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?

I love women in all their different incarnations. My friends are practically all women. They are much more intelligent than men.

A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant.

People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer because of a very ordinary woman. This is like being surprised that anyone should be stricken with cholera because of a creature so insignificant as the comma bacillus.

No gown worse becomes a woman than the desire to be wise.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I feel that I, and the people under my command, tried to use all the traditional methods of recruiting agents which were also used by other intelligence services adopting also means like pressure, money, sex - but that did not characterize my service.

Making use of human weaknesses in intelligence work is a logical matter. It keeps coming up, and of course you try to look at all the aspects that interest you in a human being.

Looks are only temporary, but intelct is forever.