Quotes About Intelligence

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the world. There were seven O-Levels in that room, and they were all mine.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.