Quotes About Efficiency

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.

The British civil service ... is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.

Make project plan as simple as possible, but not simpler.

The efficient management of organizations is key to generating wealth, for the development of a country, for the preservation of natural resources and the enhancement of the human being.

Never put off until tomorrow that which may be avoided entirely.

Don't waste water on washing your shirt, use photoshop!

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't.There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.

As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

I do not know why one should not hunt two hares even in the literal sense....

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

Every time government attempts to handle our affairs, it costs more and the results are worse than if we had handled them ourselves.

The road to energy independence, economic recovery, and greenhouse gas reductions runs through the building sector.

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Problems are good, as long as you solve them quickly.