Quotes About One-night

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

Some folks say That he's my son! I guess it's possible, you know. I've had so many one-night stands, So many whams and bams and thank-me-ma'ams, I can't keep track of every mademoiselle. Plus, I'm not the type to kiss and tell.

What kind of one-night stand takes your car the next morning? It's called the walk of shame, not grand theft auto.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

He did not want an affair with his boss. He did not even want a one-night stand. Because what always happened was that people found out, gossip at the water cooler, meaningful looks in the hallway. And sooner or later the spouses found out. It always happened. Slammed doors, divorce lawyers, child custody.

The latest technologies are often sexy, but beware of solutions that vendors dress up like trollops, unless you're looking for a one-night stand.

I'm a wanderess I'm a one night stand Don't belong to no city Don't belong to no man (Note: These lyrics were inspired by Roman Payne's quote from his novel "The Wanderess".)

The house looked to her like the ugly offspring from a drunken one-night stand between a farmhouse and a Quonset hut.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

After learning the ins and outs of the gay bar scene, he found it surprisingly easy to meet and spend time with other gay men, often bringing them back to Grandma's basement for sex. Other times, he secured a hotel room downtown to take his one-night stands.