Quotes About Dan Quayle

The cause of the riots were the rioters

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

It's a very good historical book about history.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

This is what I say about the scorn of the media elite: I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub.

That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

It's a very good historical book about history.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

The idea that I have to be on the same side of the fence as Dan Quayle is cruelly depressing to me, but the truth is, I believe in family values.

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.