Quotes About Craig Ferguson

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.

I think Ferguson is underrated. I think it's an amazing show. They all have something different to offer, but I think Craig Ferguson has one of the most interesting monologues in late-night because he basically does stand-up.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.