Quotes About Blitzed

It's so much more fun to watch FOX when it's someone else being blitzed & sacked!

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much he passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door, at which point the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe.

The more you say goodbye, the stupider you'll feel when we're blitzed as bats at the victory party.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

A lemon, boiled whole and blitzed, makes a useful base for all sorts of dressings.