Quotes About Strippers

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.

Contrary to popular mythology, not all NFL cheerleaders are bimbos or strippers or bored pretty girls looking to get rich. The Ben-Gals offer proof. Neither a bimbo nor a stripper nor a bored pretty girl would survive the rigorous life of a Ben-Gal. The Ben-Gals all have jobs or school or both.

Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal.

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)

But it's Atlanta that can lay claim to the best of the best (which is to say worst) chef-friendly dives in America: the legendary Clermont Lounge, a sort of lost-luggage department for strippers, who perform—perfunctorily—on a stage behind the bar.

I'm going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics—

Free speech, too, is under relentless assault where it matters most—around elections—and it is being sanctified where it matters least, around strippers' poles and on terrorist Web sites.

Yeah I'm telling real stories, but if you pick up a documentary on strippers, you're going to want to see some stripping, so we definitely got that in there.

Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

I already checked, Rhage muttered. They have the DVDs--they're probably watching the extended, uncut versions. So the strippers aren't circumcised? Lassiter put his palms up again before the growling got even worse. Jesus, you guys are so damn touchy.

I want to do a documentary about strippers, 'cause it's a moneymaker.

Strippers. Get them a job, then an apartment, buy some clothes, feed them nice dinners, and then they get culture and start making demands.

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

I thought it was funny that the WGS thought prostitutes, porn stars, and strippers should be funded but conservatives should not---all because of concerns over 'integrity'.