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Quotes About Transition

Religion belonged to the infancy of humanity. Now that humanity had come of age, it should be left behind.
~ Sigmund Freud
Nation-building is never a 'done deal' confined to history already established.
~ Aberjhani
Humanity looks to me like a magnificent beginning but not the final word.
~ Freeman Dyson
This is a story of a period between two World Wars - an interim in which Insanity cut loose. Liberty took a nose dive, and Humanity was kicked around somewhat.
~ Charlie Chaplin
I'm all groan up in America.
~ Brian Spellman
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
~ Gracie Allen
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
~ Mitch Hedberg
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
~ Emo Philips
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
~ Bo Burnham
I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
~ Jim Butcher, Summer Knight
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.
~ Dylan Moran
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.
~ Rumiko Takahashi
What do gardeners do when they retire?
~ Bob Monkhouse
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
~ Kristen Schaal
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
~ Dorothy Parker
There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.
~ George W. Bush
A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.
~ Robert Frost
I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
~ Amy Sedaris
Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.
~ Barbara Johnson
You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?
~ Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl
Big changes could come quickly, and he wondered what else might happen to his heart while he wasn't paying attention.
~ C. J. Milbrandt, Meadowsweet
Forget about weird Boy and move on
~ Laura J. Burns
Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess