Quotes About Celebrity

I think that people who are famous tend to be underdeveloped in their humanity skills.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

I call my balls the bush twins.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn't perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that's not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

I can say that. I have a television show.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.