Quotes About Celebrity

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. It's not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outside of London people are a bit more excited to see you and come out and support you.

I walked right into a girl, broadsided her, felled her like a tree. I saw, to my horror, that it was Jennifer Lopez.

I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi Dave!'

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

Fame & fortune come with a price that fame finds insulting and fortune can't afford to pay back.

The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion

The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex

Celebrity is now so common that its inherent absurdity has rendered it inoffensive

The future promises us all our very own Truman Shows and when every man and woman is a star the spectacle becomes auto- cannibalizing; the audience forced to watch itself due to lack of spectators

Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I defy anyone to think of the name Dean Martin and not smile. Now, that's amore.

I wasn't the only one who wished he was around more.... The trade-off we had to be content with was that our dad was Dean Martin.

How dreadful to have millions of strangers know the intimate details of one's life, to pick over them like so many discarded bones from a banquet table, looking for the choicest bits of meat.

I didn't think it was such a hot idea to encourage kids to believe they led movie-star lives, even for a night.

Fame is neither something to value nor to view as a threat.

The jealousy I feel twards Orlando Bloom exists on many levels.

Fame is a jealous mistressAnd will brook no rival.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.