Quotes About Celebrity

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes.

Los Angeles is like a beauty parlor at the end of the universe.

No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

Nobody ever listened to me until they didn't know who I was.

You ask a lot of little kids today what they want to be when they grow up and they say "I want to be famous." You ask them for what reason and they don't know or care. I think Andy Warhol got it wrong: in the future so many people are going to become famous that one day everybody will end up being anonymous for fifteen minutes.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

Everybody is a teenage idol.

I've worked with a lot of people who are more famous than myself who are terribly insecure.

These days, with 'American Idol' and all the other reality shows, young people become famous overnight, and that can be very difficult to handle, the way photographers follow you around and study your every move.

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When someone becomes successful or rich and famous, people perceive that person as being different. But I'm the same guy I've always been.

I go to the shoe fair, I'm nobody. In Little Italy, I'm Elvis.

Nobody wants to end up super rich and famous - but divorced. I'm always clear on that and try to stay on the right side of the line.

For me, the world that I inhabit in reality is probably a very different world than the one people expect that I would be in.

Once paparazzi become a reality, then things change because you become more conscious of photos.

I grew up in a show business family, so we've always had a great sense of balance, being so close to my parents. I've always known what is and isn't reality.

It's hard to do a reality show when there's so much crying and drama.

I'd never go on a reality show - it's too invasive.

Fame is often called a deal with the devil. Reality show fame is a really bad deal with the devil.

I definitely would not do a reality show.

I have been on only one reality show, which was a dance show, a long time ago.

I got offered a bunch of reality show stuff, but I didn't want to be known for that, so I turned it all down.

Hell would freeze over before I would do a reality show. I've been offered everything you could possibly imagine, and it just doesn't interest me. You certainly won't see me dancing on TV.