Quotes About Celebrity

I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on. They're not curvy. They're small. I'm curvy.

Whenever I'm in L.A, I see Jessica Biel.

Jessica Alba to me is on the top of the food chain. She's gorgeous, she's smart, and she really takes care of herself. I think that she looks great. I think that as Jennifer Aniston gets older, she looks better and better, and I really like that.

A film actress that I really admire and look up to is Jessica Lange.

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

Sitting around with Jim Carrey, coming up with bits, is, like, beyond a dream come true.

I really like Jim Carrey.

Everyone wants to be liked. It's a basic human impulse for some of you, and that explains the turn-on-a-dime hypocrisy from people like Jim Carrey and Sean Penn.

I want to meet Jimmy Fallon. I want to meet Kristin Chenoweth, and I want to meet Ryan Gosling.

I would love Jimmy Stewart to play my life story.

If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of career I have, but he changed my life.

I've done things like Letterman and Jimmy Fallon.

Let's face it I am not Joan Collins or Boy George.

Aside from Joan Rivers and Roseanne, it's hard for me to think of any female comedian who's had kids and has a serious level of fame - like, the level where your mother has heard of them.

To be playing Joan Crawford is as good as it gets.

Fame is not who I am. It's not even what I do. It's just a part of my job.

I did 'Gangs of New York' with Martin Scorsese, and they used to call me 'Little Joe Pesci' on the set.

During my time on 'Question of Sport', we had a lot of boxing greats - such as George Foreman, Marvin Hagler and Joe Calzaghe.

I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

I'm always gonna be Joe Namath, and I'm not running from that.

Mrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe DiMaggio.

It is with a heavy heart that I learn of Joe Manganiello, a.k.a. my wolfy Twitter boo, is seeing one Ms. Sofia Vergara.

He's made a business out of being Joe DiMaggio. To remain Joe DiMaggio, you better not have too much known. He's right. The closer you get, the more explosively bad stuff you find.

Everyone knows Gautam Gambhir is a star who is going to be in Bombay, London, and Johannesburg. He is not going to be available to attend to people of his constituency.