Quotes About Celebrity

I hope that I never become a vogue. A vogue is damned and doomed forever.

so you went with the famous and wrote about the famous, and, of course, what you found out is that the famous are worried about their fame—not the beautiful young girl in bed with them

Some people don't like anybody who is famous. Some people don't like anybody who isn't.

the trouble with the famous is that they must be replaced and they can never quite be replaced, and that gives us this unique sadness.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

I tried to think of a worse experience I had had in my life, and all I could come up with was a James Franco art exhibit.

She had Nick Lachey's body, a deep voice, very small boobies, and a crew cut. It would have come as no surprise if she had walked into the backyard to compete in a rock-hurling competition after dinner.

She even started following me onstage during the interview segment of my Netflix show and would sometimes prop herself up on the little table between the guest and me.

I'm a murderer, Ted! I'm a murderer. A dog murderer! I'm just like Phil Spector minus the music career." "No, Chelsea, you need to get ahold of yourself. You are not a murderer! This was an accidental dog homicide!" "What

Hollywood producer's screening room.

Chris Hedges said that Michael Jackson's memorial service was a variety show with a coffin, that MJ transformed himself through surgery and perhaps female hormones from a brown-skinned African American male to a chalk-faced androgynous ghoul with no clear sexual identity.

Real life, our own life, is viewed next to the lives of celebrities as inadequate and inauthentic.

Maybe it's my 15 minutes of fame, maybe it's longer.

Fame is a mirage.

I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.

The whole ecosystem of celebrity has broken down for writers. If you go back to the '50s, '60s, and '70s, writers were on TV a lot, and they were allowed to misbehave a lot.

I think one of the major misconceptions about me is that I live my life the way people think I lead my life, with hot and cold drinks running everywhere and a party all the time. They think of my life in terms of certain excesses that don't really exist. Things are actually fairly simple.

My son ain't going to be miserable because he's going to be the child of a rock star, the end.

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

I think, do you know what, I'm going to be honest and say, the times I actually pick myself apart and feel miserable is when I get papped in a bikini.

People will come up, and they'll talk about 'Misery.' But a lot of people will talk about 'Waterboy.'

And then the first was The Misfits, which I enjoyed very much, with Marilyn and Gable.

I miss being fawned over by restaurateurs and chefs.

I don't think I missed a single picture Billie Dove ever made. I was crazy for her. I tried to do my hair like her, and eventually, I borrowed her name.