Quotes About Celebrity

Jessica Alba. I have the biggest crush on her, I can't even tell you. I met her in Vancouver when she was filming 'Good Luck Chuck.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I think I should date a normal girl. I am tired of dating heroines. While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted Kennedy.

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I'm doing 'Rock of Ages' one day, making out with Russell Brand. Soon after that, I'm advocating with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Cynthia Nixon for marriage equality.

If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.

I broke two knuckles in my right hand when I gave Jean-Claude Van Damme an attitude adjustment. I got nothing except a medical bill.

A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account. But none of these things can get you a jump shot

Normally the great men that we admire from a distance lose their magic when one knows them well. With Hitler the opposite is true.

It was with a homosexual, I was barely 14 years old. But let's be fair, I wasn't the only one who did it. He was a man in Bauru that all our team visited.

I am loved by thousands, but I feel like the loneliest man in the world.

Bowie's a real man, and I'm a real woman - just like Catherine Deneuve.

That fame monster's a fool, man. It really is.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

You can go to Japan, China, all the European, African, Arab, and South American countries, and man, they know me. I can't name a nation where they don't know me.

Man I wouldn't want to be in [MGK's] position right now ... He's just oblivious to what's going on.

There we were, hundreds of us lined up, waving at the great man as he tipped his hat to us. And that is the extent of my acquaintance with Albert Einstein.

I am always going to have problems with the paparazzi. I have had two men outside my house for the last two years, which is frightening at times, but that is my life unfortunately.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.