Quotes About Celebrity

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

The new Dennis Rodman doll is $19.95, assault and battery not included.

Harrison Ford proposed to Calista Flockhart and then slipped the ring around her waist.

In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat.

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

Strip the phony tinsel off Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that?

To be famous these days with no grounding and no substance is not especially difficult. I urge you instead to seek to be relevant, to be agile and educated.

Occasionally, I'll be on the Internet and see something about me and give in to the urge to click on it. It's hard not to. Usually, I wish I didn't.

Despite offers, I have never felt the urge to try to make it in Hollywood.

Ever since my childhood, I had an urge to always stay in the limelight.

The rock star is dying. And it's a small tragedy. Rock stars have blogs now. I have no use for that kind of rock star.

In 'Thor,' that was my own hair. I grew it out. But I have naturally curly, blonde hair, so I'll never look like that. By the time I got to 'The Avengers,' I had come off two other films, which required me to have it very short. So I dyed it again and it was long enough to use a part of my hairline.

Some people are tired of hearing me tweet because they want me to stick to football but I like to use social media like I was a regular guy because I think I am.

Oliver Reed was a great man who did things his own way. He used to come into Harveys, my restaurant in Wandsworth, and sit on the floor to have a drink before going to the table.

They gave their money, and they gave their screams. But the Beatles kind of gave their nervous systems. They used us as an excuse to go mad, the world did, and then blamed it on us.

When I first started out all the attention could be a bit unnerving, especially when people stared. Now I find the best thing is to just relax. Being recognized is just something you have to get used to.

Meek Mill - my homies used to call me 'Meek Millions,' and at the time I didn't have no millions, so I ain't really want to be called 'Millions,' so I just shortened it down to Meek Mill. 'Meek Milli,' my friends used to call me.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

I no longer buy papers or tabloids or magazines or read blogs. I used to.

I'm used to doing my jobs like a couple of photo shoots a month and a bit of presenting here and there, but the majority of my days are with the baby.

I used to hear people say nobody can prepare you for fame, and it's actually very true. But there is such beauty that comes with it when you're able to use your platform in a positive way.

But I still do believe that there are useful things to say about Elvis Presley, including what his own ordinariness as a poor Southerner says about 20th-century hero-making.

I don't crave fame. I mean, it's nice to be recognized. It is useful.