Quotes About Absurdity

Glad to see you, Pettigrew. Are you defending the bigamy to-morrow?" "Alas! I am neither prosecuting nor defending. In fact, I am here on false pretences. For the time being, I am the lowest thing in the scale of human creation." The Clerk's bushy eyebrows met in a frown. "You're not going to tell me you've been summoned on a jury?" he said incredulously.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.

You're also collecting an archive of the absurdity of value.

Life is droll. It has no common sense. It is the game of a mountebank.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

The whole thing's absurd," he said. "Your sister married a duke. I told Clevedon . . ." he trailed off. "What did you tell him?" "Never mind that now," he said. "I certainly will mind it now," she said. "Do you want to find Clara or do you want to quarrel?" he said. "Preferably both," she said.

Kestus idly added theoretical torture to the theoretical murder, because done right, it might be funny.

Life is like reading a third-rate novel written overnight upside down by a crazy drunk. You're not supposed to try to get it. Said by E-Wan

Tell me what matters,' BZ said. 'Nothing,' Maria said.

Love is not being angry at a text that reads "Sometimes when I do a big poo I think of you".

And there you have the absurdity.

No sense makes sense." Charles Manson

O mal é que estou bastante propenso a me deixar impressionar, a sentir eu próprio as crenças de outrem e a nem sempre questionar o fundo de verdade que possa existir no absurdo.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

To believe in God is impossible - to not believe in Him is absurd

Beloved, we are always in the wrong, Handling so clumsily our stupid lives, Suffering too little or too long, Too careful even in our selfish loves: The decorative manias we obey Die in grimaces round us every day, Yet through their tohu-bohu comes a voice Which utters an absurd command - Rejoice.

I manage a toast to the Christmas treeand one to the sweet absurdityin the miracle of the verb to be.Lucky you, lucky me.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.

Cake and tea or death?