Quotes About Absurdity

This absurd, godless world is, then, peopled with men who think clearly and have ceased to hope. And I have not yet spoken of the most absurd character, who is the creator.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

Really, Channing," remonstrated Alexia, "did you have to eat the man's dog? I am convinced you will experience terrible indigestion.

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

Man is forming thousands of ridiculous relations between himself and God.

Man is certainly crazy. He could not make a mite, and he makes gods by the dozen.

The suffering may be moral or physical; and in my opinion it is just as absurd to call a man a coward who destroys himself, as to call a man a coward who dies of a malignant fever.

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.

Ah, what a morning this is, awakening me to life's stupidity. [98 - Zenith trans.]

While so much is said of the inferior intellect of woman, it is by a strange absurdity conceded that very many eminent men owe their station in life to their mothers.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idiot? That's not the point!

Estragon: I can't go on like this. Vladimir: That's what you think.

To prove the Gospels by a miracle is to prove an absurdity by something contrary to nature.

There is no absurdity in theology so great that you cannot parallel it by a greater absurdity in Nature.

Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and with more or less ill-nature.

It is a futile and ridiculous struggle—but then... it is human nature, I suppose, to be futile and ridiculous.

The author is still dead, folks!!

everything is ridiculous if one thinks of death

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.