Quotes About Absurdity

the real absurdity is that to love is to suffer, but the reverse isn't always true...

You realize how many times you have to wet your thumb when you're counting out a million?" "You're shitting me. They must have a machine or something." "Right. A machine that wets their thumbs.

blithering idiot, gone round the bend:

When in the world will this lunacy end?

stupid laws, that's why.

Gladly would I possess the power of selecting my society. From that happy privilege I am debarred. But I seldom make one of a circle in which I do not find some novelty of character, and something either of excellence or absurdity from which I may draw improvement

The Governors did not care about the mortality of the humor-made laws they enforced. Or their irony either.

Darling, you're ridiculous. Drink.

We're fucked," Seeker confirmed. "Welcome to fairytales. Have a nice day. Canapé?

Then you may have sheer clotted nonsense; I once chased Julius Caesar all over London to get his recipe for curried eggs.

Life is just a plain bloody mess, that's all. And people are fools.

There are three things which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. Since the first two pass our comprehension, we must do what we can with the third.

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

In everything one thing is impossible: rationality.

Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!

I feel like a blind man searching a dark room for a pair of black socks that aren't there.

All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible.

Nature is heartless, people can be cruel, and death and suffering are inevitable and arbitrary. We learn to tame our terror by laughing at the absurdity of it all. By laughing at that recognition, you are rising above it and blunting its power to disturb.

There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?