Quotes About Absurdity

The words kept coming back to him, statement of a mystical truth and a palpable absurdity.

Did not the statement, You do not exist, contain a logical absurdity?

For they knew nothing, absolutely nothing—nothing, nothing, nothing, like the Dadaists.

for instance, he would say that god had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.

Hump my hump, My stumpy lumpy hump! Hump my dump, you lumpy slumpy dump! I'll dump your hump, and then just hump your dump, You lumpy frumply clump.

Credo quia absurdum

We pedaled rapidly, without laughing or speaking, peculiarly satisfied with our mutual presence, akin to one another in the common isolation of lewdness, weariness, and absurdity.

Twenty years later, the boy who used to stick himself with pens was standing under the sky in a for­eign street where he had never been, waiting for some unknown, impossible event. There were stars: an infinity of stars. It was absurd - absurd enough to make you scream; but it was a hostile absurdity.

Why would anyone steal a menu?

That is horse poop bingo." "What?

Sarah Harrell There is no use there is no use at all in smell, in taste, in teeth, in toast, in anything, there is no use at all and the respect is mutual.

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

I think what human beings need is to be able to laugh at the absurd, hold on to ambiguity, and learn to love nuance, instead of making everything one or the other, and structurally, so much of the Internet and online publishing doesn't have room for any of that.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

It's a strange fucking world, and mostly the joke's on us.

Cuanto más materialmente inexplicables resultan la propia devoción y compromiso por una causa sagrada -es decir, cuanto más absurdas son-, mayor es la fe que otros depositan en ella y más compromiso genera esta fe por parte de ellos.

But this is silly—we could sit here all night contrasting cock-lengths. I say mine is five feet long, you say yours is six, and shoots fire upon command.

You'd have to take your shoes and breeches off to count to twenty-one!