Quotes About Absurdity

I feel like 'SNL' is this kind of fixed, refractive prism. And whatever comes through it is just whatever - is just the absurdity of what's going on in the world or what people are saying or what's not being said.

My point of view is, I'm just a person, and there are times when I look at other people and think, 'My God, they spend so much time thinking about things that seem so absurd.' But I'm sure people must think the same thing about me.

You two are more fucked up than a one-legged cat trying to bury shit in a frozen pond.

What if?" Fick asked. "What if grasshoppers had machine guns? Birds would be fucked!

No one is exempt from talking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly

Man is quite insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot and he creates Gods by the dozen.

Hoy día, su vida se asemeja más bien a un periódico: sin sentido, al día y lleno de sucesos disparatados.

It made no sense, but nothing did at the moment, and at least this was a good crazy.

Si una idea no parece absurda de entrada, pocas esperanzas hay para ella. ALBERT EINSTEIN

It wasn't what I was expecting, but like I've always said, if life gives you lemmings, jump off a cliff.

to me it was looking like one of those logic problems that end up with the proposition that all men are Socrates, and Socrates is a rubber chicken.

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Do I express my thoughts lucidly? I think I do. What is my life? An absurdity.

Tout dans ce monde est absurde : la nature est bête, la destinée est simplette, et la vie ne vaut pas un kopeck.

I was struck by the absurdity of the idea when I recalled to mind that once upon a time there were some exceedingly wise people who thought that the stars of heaven participated in our insignificant squabbles for a slice of ground, or some other imaginary rights.

Do you realize that people don't know how to read Kafka simply because they want to decipher him? Instead of letting themselves be carried away by his unequaled imagination, they look for allegories — and come up with nothing but clichés: life is absurd (or it is not absurd), God is beyond reach (or within reach), etc. You can understand nothing about art, particularly modern art, if you do not understand that imagination is a value in itself.

Sólo una razón nada razonable puede conducir a un horror tan irracional.

El desacuerdo con la mierda es metafísico. El momento de la defecación es una demostración cotidiana de lo inaceptable de la Creación. Una de dos: o la mierda es aceptable (¡y entonces no cerremos la puerta del water!), o hemos sido creados de un modo inaceptable.

I love the absurd - kind of absurdist comedy, absurd things in life.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

Chasing an errant swarm of bees is nothing to following a naked lunatic

I'm having a sort of hard time paying attention because my automated teller has started speaking to me, sometimes actually leaving weird messages on the screen, in green lettering, like "Cause a Terrible Scene at Sotheby's" or "Kill the President" or "Feed Me a Stray Cat," and I was freaked out by the park bench that followed me for six blocks last Monday evening and it too spoke to me. Disintegration—I'm taking it in stride.

On The Patty Winters Show this morning a Cheerio sat in a very small chair and was interviewed for close to an hour.