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Quotes About Outhouse

road," said the outlaw, now sitting across the table from her. His voice was raw and hushed, a thing scarred. "Ginsberg's bar is only one step up from an outhouse, and a short step at that, but it's about the only place I can safely show my face anymore without getting it shot off. I find it has other advantages, too. I migh
~ William Lashner
Abbot's place looks like a shack fucked an outhouse and they had an ugly baby.
~ Richard Kadrey
Task finished, she sat a few minutes longer, very quietly. Then she sheepishly opened the outhouse door, cursing the squeaking hinges as she stuck her head out. She saw nothing, so she took a careful step outside. She heard a hiss and snarl and saw the cat lurking around the shed, twenty feet away. She retreated, slamming the door. "Shit," she said aloud. "Shit, shit, shit!" So
~ Robyn Carr
You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.
~ Sandra Hill
Don't be afraid now. They're still in the next neighbourhood. I was in the outhouse when the alarm came." "When the alarm came" meant people leaping over fences in a mad dash to escape the police.
~ Mark Mathabane
The same day, Putin made one of his first television appearances. "We will hunt them down," he said of the terrorists. "Wherever we find them, we will destroy them. Even if we find them in the toilet. We will rub them out in the outhouse.
~ Masha Gessen
There's the spider in the outhouse minding his own business
~ Jack Kerouac
And now a few words about the excrement shaft; it was basically a six-story indoor outhouse, with a hole in each floor. A squatter. So you had to look up, and if you saw someone's ass above you… well, too much information. More importantly, the shit shaft could be a means of escape. Always look for an escape.
~ Nelson DeMille
People down south had no idea how clean an outhouse could be if you took care of it.
~ Kristin Hannah
Every morning, therefore, uncle Charles repaired to his outhouse but not before he had greased and brushed scrupulously his back hair and brushed and put on his tall hat.
~ James Joyce
She went to the window and looked out. The ground fell away to a branch where willows burned lime green in the sunset. Dark little birds kept crossing the fields to the west like heralds of some coming dread. Below the branch stood the frame of an outhouse from which the planks had been stripped for firewood and there hung from the ceiling a hornetnest like a gross paper egg. The tinker returned from the cart with a lantern
~ Cormac McCarthy
Signs of craziness, like Hoyt McCoy dancing around naked? Disgusting filthiness, like a smelly outhouse or rat-swarmed garbage?
~ Jeanne DuPrau
Beanfest also holds the Great Arkansas Championship Outhouse Race in which teams from Arkansas and states as far as Louisiana and Missouri push outhouses built on wheels in a bid for the coveted gold toilet seat trophy.
~ Unknown