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Quotes About Sears

I remember this vividly: It was 1977, and I was in Sears with my mom. And I saw this display, and it was for 'Love Gun.' I bought the record just because of the look of that display. Because I really loved monsters.
~ John 5
Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.
~ Billy Bob Thornton
Did you know that Bayer used to own the trademark for heroin?" She shook her head at the subterfuge. "The aspirin company?" "They lost the trademark after World War I. It's in the Treaty of Versailles." "You learn something new every day." "Sears used to sell preloaded syringes of heroin in their catalogue. A buck fifty for two.
~ Karin Slaughter
(talking about his father) 230 pounds of nickels in Sears slacks.
~ Bruce Springsteen
You take that School Teacher feller yonder," the Caretaker said, "he got him a hot plate from Sears, Roebuck and he's just batching fine.
~ Edward Anderson
TIRING FACTS OF INFANT SLEEP Babies enter sleep through REM sleep; they need help to go to sleep.
~ William Sears
there is beauty that hits the eye like a bolt of lightning, that burns and sears and blinds. It is more disaster than pleasure. But yours, yours is a beauty that lulls one into comfort, into not protecting one's eyes from the light, then one night you realise that the moon, too, has its beauty.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
When Franklin D. Roosevelt was asked what book he could give the Soviets to teach them about the advantages of American society, he pointed to the Sears catalogue.
~ Alain de Botton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
~ Roseanne Barr
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
~ Roseanne Barr
But Henry was pretty irritating himself, with his steadfast way of remaining naive, as though life were just what a Sears catalogue told you it was: everyone standing around smiling.
~ Elizabeth Strout
I crave white on white and black, but my thoughts race in glorious technicolour, prodding me awake, whipping away the warm blanket of invisibility every time it sears to smother my mind in nothing.
~ Sarah Kane
I was 12 when I ordered my first guitar out of the worn and discolored pages of a Sears, Roebuck catalog. The story that I bought it on the installment plan is untrue, the invention of a Hollywood press agent. Local color. I paid cash, $8, money I had saved as a hired hand on my uncle Calvin's farm, baling and stacking hay.
~ Gene Autry
I worked at Sears in the Woodfield Mall as a gift wrapper. I'm actually a great gift wrapper, and the customers were so nice to me. I was only 16, and eventually Sears put me in customer service because I was so friendly.
~ Sherri Shepherd
Disruption is in my genes. My father owned one of the first discount toy stores, Duane's Toyland, in Albany and Schenectady, near where I grew up. Discount was always a huge disruptor - it disrupted Sears Roebuck.
~ Craig Hatkoff
I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.
~ Joan Rivers
I wish the company and its associates all the best as Sears Holdings continues on its transformation.
~ Steve Mnuchin
The Sears Christmas Wish Book, thick as a telephone directory, was more than a catalogue of consumer goods. It was a glossy catalogue of children's dreams, a hard-copy rendering of an eight-year-old's id.
~ Steve Rushin
Between my hatred of mall shopping and my mother's firm ideas about how a girl should dress, my style choices were pretty unenthusiastic: plaid skirts or whatever empire-waisted thingamabob was on sale at Sears.
~ Mary Gaitskill
One of their most famous coups was underwriting a $10 million loan for a growing mail-order house called Sears, Roebuck, headed by Goldman's distant relative. It was the first time a mail-order security had ever been on the market-a calculated risk, but one that paid off.
~ Kenneth L. Fisher
There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance Europe. Then, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and landed in Sears' basement. Despite all the Indians on the escalator, Columbus' visit came to be known as a discovery.
~ Tom Robbins
There were no mail-order catalogues in 1492. Marco Polo's journal was the wish book of Renaissance Europe. Then, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and landed in Sears' basement.
~ Tom Robbins
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
~ Henny Youngman
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
~ Roseanne Barr