Quotes About Claus

Nick chided a censor, who wished some books gone, and suggested she scan Fahrenheit 451. For the book-budget cutters, Old Claus had no plan, cause if they could read, they just read Ayn Rand.

I thought you were all-seeing." All-knowing, not all-seeing!" he snapped. "I'm a God, not Santa Claus!

Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

The gravedigger looks like Santa Claus, and I don't believe for a minute he doesn't know it. With his long white beard and stout build, he has to know the effect of wearing a red and white anorak and how inappropriate the whole getup looks in the Mount Zion Cemetery.

I welcome each one of you to the Kingdom of Forever... the sparkling world of Holly Claus.

Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo.

Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus.

John McCarthy, a Santa Claus lookalike who coined the term artificial intelligence

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

there's no such thing as a fuck cure. a fuck cure is like the adult version of santa claus

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

You left him his Gift, I see,' he said. Claus looked momentarily worried. I thought it best to leave that decision to you.' Remove it now.' Claus fisted his own chest then strode over to the old man in the frame. No … no, you can't,' Amoloran gasped as Claus closed his fingers around the scaled aug behind the old man's ear.