Quotes About Poop

My emoji vocabulary is pretty limited to, like, the smiling poop and the rainbow and a unicorn or something.

Did that Tik Tok just poop a giraffe?" Fergus asked.

Hey, if you poop on my blankets... Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time..

Now about this turtle. I think I'm gonna name it Oliver." "Why's that?" "Because he's leaving little turtle poop 'Oliver' his terrarium.

Well, therapy was cheap and easy if you didn't mind walking it in the snow to poop.

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck

What's the difference between poo and poop anyway?" "Poo is what goes in the toilet; poop is what you find on your front lawn." "So is poo determined purely by its maker, or does it refer to its semiaquatic state?" "Uh . . . all I got is poo. You'll have to ask Felix about the details." "He is the poomeister." "Is he?" "Naw, I just liked the way it sounded.

To Borody and a small band of like-minded brethren who believe in the power of poop, we are standing at the threshold of a new era in medicine. Borody sees the benefits of fecal therapy as "equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics." But first, there is much skepticism to overcome.

I don't think we should have a dinosaur that poops kids.

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

I know what guano is," Janelle said in a warning tone. "But I don't want to hear about poop. I want crispy leaf fun.

About half of poop-related emissions come from pig manure, and the rest from cow manure. There's so much animal poop that it's actually the second-biggest cause of emissions in agriculture, behind enteric fermentation.

a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop

Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me." "Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed

Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and slams the door behind it

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

this long enough and you get to wishing he'd take a poop," Lula said. We got out of my SUV, and I hung cuffs from my back pocket and stuck a small canister of pepper spray in the other back pocket. Lula was wearing a poison green spandex

I remember, my very first day at a new school, a bird pooped all down my back. It was like any other day of school except everyone was like, 'Oh my God, you're from the movie 'Big Daddy,'' and I had bird poop all over me.

Bat guano," said Jake. "What's guano?" asked Kojo. "A fancy word for 'poop,' " said Grace.

But you're still better company than the pigeons. All they want to talk about is nest design and who to poop on.

In our language," he said, "Alf means squid poop.

So for some reason everybody makes this huge deal about pandas. I don't know why. They never actually do anything except eat and poop. But they're really famous." "Yeah," said Suzana. "They're like the Kardashians of zoo animals.

2015, lampposts were falling down in San Diego. You'll never believe why. Dogs were peeing on them, and a chemical in the urine was rotting the metal! Also, when dogs poop, they like to choose their direction based on the Earth's magnetic field!