Quotes About Inconsistency

If certain aspect needs to be inconsistent, it must better be consistently inconsistent throughout the story.

The trouble is, these four domains of behavior coexist in all of us. A person who is risk-averse in one situation will turn reckless in another. All it takes is a changed reference point.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

To be logical is very illogical.

There are times when I am so unlike myself that I might be taken for someone else of an entirely opposite character.

I mean, the reason I do drugs is because the world is so capricious and unpredictable. You do nice things, and people are mean in return, or you act like an ogre, and people are incredibly kind in response. Sometimes a plus b equals c, but lots of times it doesn't.

There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? If teachers taught, why haven't preachers praught? We have noses that run and feet that smell. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature.

Indian cricket fans are manic-depressive in their treatment of their favorite teams. They elevate players to god-like status when their team performs well, ignoring obvious weaknesses; but when it loses, as any team must, the fall is equally steep, and every weakness is dissected.

The Ohio Legislature's passed a law to allow concealed weapons in day care centers, but interesting: this same Legislature, in its wisdom, doesn't allow concealed weapons in the statehouse.

I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one.

I am a contradictory mess but I see it as my prerogative to change my mood like the weather.

Looking at the team sheets, you're never quite sure one weekend to the next who's going to be in a team and who isn't.

It is like our foreign policy has attention deficit disorder.

Washington is deeply frustrating because so many of the positions that politicians hold are a product of ephemeral self-interest. They reverse themselves, for themselves, all the time.

By my very nature, I would never achieve a great level of consistency. That's my appeal and my downfall rolled into one.

I don't feel like consistency is in my life at all, but I honestly wouldn't have it any other way because it keeps my life interesting.

I have done a lot of things apart from acting, probably because acting was not very consistent in my life.

Since when is politics consistent?

I am a living contradiction.

I'm a walking contradiction.

I'm a walking contradiction. I am funny that way.

I'm full of contradictions.

Contradictions are fun.