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Quotes About Tits

Stop teasing me, doc. You haven't got the tits for it.
~ David Hine
She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.
~ Richard Kadrey
Shut up, Dandelion,' the Witcher said. 'I have no intention of so doing. In fact I plan to compose the Ballad of the Two Tits. Please don't interfere.' 'Dandelion,' Dorregaray sniffed through his bloody nose. 'Be serious.' 'I am being bloody serious.
~ Andrzej Sapkowski
I suppose you're happy now you've got your statue." "It's a very special statue," I said. Only it wasn't really, at least not in and of itself. It depicted the ever-popular "Venus-Aphrodite surprised by a sculptor and struggling to cover her tits with one hand and keep her drape at waist height with the other" so beloved of art connoisseurs in the long weary days before the invention of internet porn.
~ Ben Aaronovitch
All those milk-fed, hog-fed, beef-fed early years. All those extra hormones we put in our livestock. We'll be seeing toddlers with tits before long.
~ Gillian Flynn
What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of us," Jace added. "She's a dog .
~ Shelly Laurenston
THERE ARE GODS in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus.
~ Joshilyn Jackson
There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus.
~ Joshilyn Jackson
Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.
~ Brian K. Vaughan
I had a sports teacher like that,' said Troy when Janet had departed. 'Knobbly knees, plimsolls, no tits, whistle round her neck. They really turn me up, dykes. All members of the buggerocracy, come to that.
~ Caroline Graham
The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that.
~ Nora Roberts
The absolute best thing anyone can do is grab desperately at the throttle. But they don't. Because it's a speeding death kaleidoscope made out of tits." Adam
~ Warren Ellis
The absolute best thing anyone can do is grab desperately at the throttle. But they don't. Because it's a speeding death kaleidoscope made out of tits.
~ Warren Ellis
do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like vanilla ice cream..?
~ Christian Slater
Never again will I underestimate the persuasive power of a woman with legal training and big tits.
~ Dave Barry
They're common, but nevertheless very beautiful. A sparrow. These are tits.
~ David Almond
Don't you ever imagine?" "What's the imagination got to do with anything?" "It's better than your ever increasing accuracies. They're as phoney as silicon boobs. Like proper tits, inaccuracies are much more entertaining.
~ Unknown
She was a tall woman with a wide smile, good tits and a way of licking mayonnaise out the corner of her mouth which suggested she might be equally good at licking mayonnaise out the corner of yours.
~ M. John Harrison
That is why I, a noted Hollywood bad boy with nothing to lose, must be the person to tell the truth. Sex scenes are the tits. You're welcome.
~ Mindy Kaling
John the Skrull: (as Merlyn) "Here, listen. It's me, Merlyn, the magic man. There's no need for all this conflict, like. I command you to--" Tink: "Suck my tits, you fairy fuckers!" John the Skrull: "I was going to say 'give peace a chance'...
~ Unknown