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Quotes About Digestion

I don't know the ultimate fate of a suppressed fart.
~ Mary Roach
The Salivette makes an unmistakable point: your parotid glands don't care what you chew. There is nothing remotely foodlike about superabsorbent cotton, yet the parotids gamely set to work. They are your faithful servants. Whatever you decide to eat, boss, I will help you get it down.
~ Mary Roach
The ideal way to ensure a healthy digestion is to go to the movies. The movie house is a place of truce, a non-combat area where, once the lights are dimmed and the film is running, the only reality is the movie itself. All the little realities of the individuals in the audience are canceled.
~ Massimo Carlotto
Kangaroo farts, as fate would have it, don't contain methane.
~ Steven D. Levitt
Okay, honest answer: What's the first thing you think of when I say "prunes"? Half the people I know think of shuffleboard courts, retirement colonies, and their ancient relatives sipping prune juice for "regularity." But truth be told, this is one
~ Jonny Bowden
Sauerkraut (nonpasteurized)
~ Jonny Bowden
Papaya Enzymes Ease Digestion, Pain, and Inflammation Papaya—along with pineapple—is one of the best sources of digestive enzymes. Papaya contains papain, one of a class of enzymes
~ Jonny Bowden
The person of faith is not a person who has been born, luckily, with a good digestion and sunny disposition. The assumption by outsiders that Christians are naive or protected is the opposite of the truth: Christians know more about the deep struggles of life than others, more about the ugliness of sin.
~ Eugene H. Peterson
Baby's first colonizers are supposed to be predominantly lactobacilli, the microbes picked up in the vaginal canal. Lactobacillus sets up a healthy human gut with positive influence over digestion and immune functions. If other species of bacteria are baby's first colonizers, the baby's microbiome sets up differently, maybe harmfully.
~ Eugenia Bone
I think chicken and horse meat are ideal food because it's very easy to digest.
~ Ilya Ilyin
My poo is just a part of life, but for some reason, it makes children giggle. And it sometimes makes grown-ups nervous. I don't know why, because I keep my poo FAR-FAR-FAR away from my food
~ Betty G. Birney
I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, "I don't want to get sick, what should I eat?" He said, "Peanut Butter." I said, "If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick?" He said," no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.
~ Bill Engvall
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
~ Bill Watterson
It is important that we relish the food we eat. If we cannot do this, but eat mechanically, our food does not do us that good it should, and we fail to be nourished and built up by it as we otherwise would be, if we could enjoy the food we take into the stomach.
~ Ellen G. White
Estomac. Toutes les maladies viennent de l'estomac6
~ Gustave Flaubert
Find the grain of truth in criticism-chew it and swallow it.
~ Don Sutton
Learning is a lot like eating. It is not how much we eat that matters, but what really matters is how much we digest.
~ Shiv Khera
And books -- she swallows like dumplings.
~ Sholem Aleichem
God protects us from Satan even at times when we are not aware of His protection. But how can we develop Jesus-like discernment? By Spirit-aided digestion of the solid food of God's wisdom.
~ Sinclair B. Ferguson
La liberté n'est pas un aliment que tous les estomacs puissent digérer sans préparation - Jacques Pierre Brissot, Le Patriote Français
~ Max Gallo
I am persuaded that the knots would have proved indigestible, whatever you may urge to the contrary.
~ Beatrix Potter
I generally fall sick if I eat very heavy food.
~ Nargis Fakhri
How one minute she was talking to you and the next she had slipped into a private world where she turned her thoughts over and over, digesting stuff most people would choke on. I wanted to say, Teach me how to do that. Teach me how to take all this in.
~ Sue Monk Kidd
June always said that most people bit off more than they could chew, but August chewed more than she bit off. ...she turned her thoughts over and over, digesting stuff most people would choke on.
~ Sue Monk Kidd