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Quotes About Digestion

Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for digestion." - Will Herondale
~ Cassandra Clare
It's a disgusting process, emptying our stomachs.
~ Catherine Ryan Hyde
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
Morality is more dependent on the state of one's stomach than of one's nation.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
You should always listen to minotaurs. Anybody with four stomachs has to have a firm grip on reality.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
Part of the reason I got so thin is because my pancreas simply couldn't digest my food and so I couldn't absorb anything. It took three years to get this wonder medicine prescribed for me,
~ Cathryn Kemp
Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you eat the better you feel so let's eat beans for every meal.
~ Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.
~ Author Unknown
A man has often more trouble to digest food than to get it.
~ Proverb
The gout is to the stomach, what rheumatism is to the heart.
~ Benjamin Ball, 1866
He could eat anything, no matter how loathsome or indigestible; and, once eaten, the juices of his stomach extracted the last least particle of nutriment; and his blood carried it to the farthest reaches of his body, building it into the toughest and stoutest of tissues.
~ Jack London
He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.
~ Georg C. Lichtenberg
In sports entertainment, you can take your time and digest what's going on along with the audience.
~ Shayna Baszler
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
~ Jenny Eclair
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
~ Josh Billings
The web convulsed, splitting the dark patch into hundreds of peach-colored corpuscles that pulsed in different directions down the hollow strands. Digestion. The strands were both the spider and the web.
~ Nicola Griffith
I am John's raging bile duct.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
That's why the bran muffins and the colonoscopies.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Know what happens when you eat shit? Then you're full of shit. And you shit it back out into the world. Shit for shit for shit.
~ Chuck Wendig
How many frogs would fit in lizard's stomach?
~ Lauren Myracle
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.
~ Celia Rivenbark
The boa digests slowly. The habit digests slowly. (Le boa digère lentement. - L'habitude digère lentement.)
~ Charles de Leusse
Možda si ti kakav neprobavljeni komad govedine, žli?ica gor?ice, grumen?i? sira, polovica nedokuhana krumpira. Ti imaš više veze sa drobom nego sa grobom, ma tko da bio!
~ Charles Dickens
Mr. Vholes is a very respectable man. He has not a large business, but he is a very respectable man. He is allowed by the greater attorneys who have made good fortunes or are making them to be a most respectable man. He never misses a chance in his practice, which is a mark of respectability. He never takes any pleasure, which is another mark of respectability. He is reserved and serious, which is another mark of respectability. His digestion is impaired, which is highly respectable. And
~ Charles Dickens