Quotes About Digestion

You don't spell it, son. You eat it.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

A strong and well-constituted man digests his experiences (deeds and misdeeds all included) just as he digests his meats, even when he has some tough morsels to swallow.

Go ahead and eat all you want, but avoid excessively fatty foods, since one of these is going to tell your body to purge fats in a way that absolutely challenges normal sphincter control." "That's . . . not great." "It's a mess. Seriously, don't even think about trying to fart for the next eighteen hours. It's not a fart. You will regret it.

at least a couple of these are going to make you feel ravenously hungry. Go ahead and eat all you want, but avoid excessively fatty foods, since one of these is going to tell your body to purge fats in a way that absolutely challenges normal sphincter control." "That's … not great." "It's a mess. Seriously, don't even think about trying to fart for the next eighteen hours. It's not a fart. You will regret it.

Eructation of.

The smells of life and richness, of death and digestion, of decay and birth, burden the air.

enchilada in one's stomach

I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.

He has made allowances for the difficulty of digesting sauces, for gastric trouble, but he has made no allowance for the effect of reading Shakespeare.

Stomach: A slave that must accept everything that is given to it, but which avenges wrongs as slyly as does the slave.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Eating highly seasoned food is unhealthful, because it stimulates too much, provokes the appetite too much, and often is indigestible.

Nutrition makes me puke.

...the true spirit of gastronomic joylessness. Porridge fills the Englishman up, and prunes clear him out.

Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling.

When engaged in eating, the brain should be the servant of the stomach.

The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all.

All food must be capable of being digested, and that what produces digestion is warmth; that is why everything that has soul in it possesses warmth.

Keen appetite And quick digestion wait on you and yours.

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.

Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.

Your body considers alcohol a toxin and will basically stop trying to digest food you ate to get rid of the alcohol and this can cause the food you ate throughout the day to be stored as fat.

I don't confuse my digestive system, I just season simple food with hunger