Quotes About Digestion

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Dear me. Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.

Meat eaten without either mirth or music is ill of digestion.

Nature will castigate those who don't masticate.

Spiders don't chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey's insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch!

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.

I don't know a better preparation for life than a love of poetry and a good digestion.

Our digestions, going sacredly and silently right, that is the foundation of all poetry.

I know nothing grander, better exercise, better digestion, more positive proof of the past, the triumphant result of faith in human kind, than a well-contested American national election.

The less said about the things Steve ate for breakfast the better, though I will mention that the food did not want to be eaten, and Steve had to remove the singers before he could pop the things in his mouth.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

A good digestion turneth all to health.

Quite literally, your gut is the epicenter of your mental and physical health. If you want better immunity, efficient digestion, improved clarity and balance, focus on rebuilding your gut health

The more easily digestible and refined the carbohydrates, the greater the effect on our health, weight and well-being.

In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies at the root of most peoples' health problems.

Reduce inflammation to treat the root of many issues. If your gut isn't working right it can cause so many other issues.

As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice on me help me I am disintigrating.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".