Quotes About Ozzy

Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that 'someone who eats bats' was buying it.

There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.

Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second.

El Apache ya se alejaba, por orden de Ozzy.

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

I made the decision back in 1984 to never play with Black Sabbath unless it was the original line-up. And I stuck to it for quite a long time. A lot of that was about honoring Ozzy.

That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, 'Ozzy, I think my house is haunted!' 'Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down.

I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training – they just are.

We thought we had elevated animal behavior to an art form. But then we met Ozzy.

But, unlike us, Ozzy had a restraint, a limit, a conscience, a brake. And that restraint came in the form of a homely, rotund little British woman whose very name sets lips trembling and knees knocking: Sharon Osbourne, a shitkicker and disciplinarian like no other we had ever met, a woman whose presence could in an instant send us reeling back to our childhood fear of authority.

I was in a party band in the early '80s, and we played Sabbath and Ozzy songs as well as Rush and Van Halen... all that kinds of stuff.

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

Ozzy has dyslexia.

in February 1982, Ozzy was arrested during a tour-stop in San Antonio, for urinating on the Alamo (while dressed as Sharon, who had stolen his clothes in an attempt to keep him from going out)

Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!

They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

The world doesn't revolve around Tony [Iommi] ,' he said. 'There'll be other guitarists.' He was a good guy, my old man. But this time he was wrong. There were no other guitarists. Not like Tony.

There was a cinema called The Orient outside the community centre where we rehearsed in Six Ways , and whenever it showed a horror film the queue would go all the way down the street and around the corner. 'Isn't it strange how people will pay money to frighten themselves?' I remember Tony [Iommi] saying one day. 'Maybe we should stop doing blues and write scary music instead.'

I didn't have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.

As far as we were concerned, we were just a blues band that had decided to write some scary music.

After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was.