Quotes About Expectation

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of sh.. that it demanded.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I?m not in it, I go to work.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big di..... I've never once heard a woman say: He had such a big full scrotum.

When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.

A hush is over everything, Silent as women wait for love; The world is waiting for the spring.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Many women long for what eludes them, and like not what is offered them.

He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.