Quotes About Comedian

Voltaire once said that God was merely a comedian playing before an audience that was afraid to laugh?

I've enjoyed an endless supply of free paper, paperclips, envelopes, and office supplies since joining The Office, because I steal props on a regular basis.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Laughter is so cheap in the presence of a comedian. But happiness is so expensive to the audience and the actor himself.

I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too.

Comment un régime peut-il considérer une comédienne come son ennemie? Se sentent-ils à ce point vulnérables?p360

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.