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Quotes About Martini

The Quarantini — just add vitamin C to a martini and it's a germ killer and an immunity booster in one!
~ Internet meme, March 2020
Bond went into the lobby bar to gather his thoughts and ordered a vodka martini, explaining to the barman the best way to achieve the effect of vermouth without diluting the vodka too much. Ice in the shaker, add a slurp of vermouth, pour out the vermouth, add the vodka, shake well, strain into a chilled glass, add a slice of lemon peel, no pith.
~ William Boyd
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
~ William Faulkner
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.
~ Chip Kidd
Quentin could feel the martini doing its wintery work, frosting over his mind, silvering over his frontal lobes, preparing the ground for a proper hard freeze.
~ Lev Grossman
When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get to a city. Probably film and television had influenced me so much, I really thought the key to happiness was living a very artificial life in a penthouse in New York with martini glasses.
~ Tom Ford
I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.
~ Bob Shacochis
I've been learning a lot about how to make a martini and all the variations that you can have with a few ingredients with Belvedere.
~ Stephanie Sigman
The great thing about working with NPR - and, really, there's like a million of 'em - is all the cool stuff I get to do for the public. Meet the president. Hang out at the National Finals Rodeo in Vegas. Drink a $10,000 martini.
~ John Ridley
I would like a medium Vodka dry Martini—with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please.
~ Ian Fleming
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
~ Ian Fleming
He takes dinner in a likable-looking roadhouse. Because he's off duty for the night, he has an extra-dry martini with a twist before dinner, another with an ahi appetizer, plus a glass of cabernet sauvignon with his steak.
~ Dean Koontz
Dragon-fruit Martini in hand, Simon makes his way towards one of the Star Bar's few unoccupied seats, which appears to be upholstered in zebra-skin. "Boss Ass Bitch" by Nicki Minaj is pumping from concealed speakers,
~ Unknown
Every evening my wife makes us martinis and we talk about our days as I cook dinner and our children ignore us. It is a great pleasure in our lives: this rediscovering of each other as our children age. It is our indulgence.
~ John Hodgman
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
I sense a wisp of wistful vermouth in your happiness martini.
~ Unknown
The hand that mixes the Georgetown martini," Henry Kissinger observed, "is time and again the hand that guides the destiny of the Western world.
~ Unknown
Rape does for a woman's sexual fantasy what the first martini does for her in reality: both relieve her of responsibility and guilt.
~ Nancy Friday
Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon
~ Norman Mailer
There is something about a Martini,Ere the dining and dancing begin,And to tell you the truth,It is not the vermouth—I think that perhaps it's the gin.
~ Ogden Nash
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a bottle of gin and a bottle of vermouth, and never open them unless and until you became hopelessly lost. Then, wherever you were, when you took your two bottles out of your kit bag, someone would come over the horizon and tell you how to make a better martini.
~ Peter Gzowski